I'm bored. My days are filled with Ice Age and cleaning. And boozing. Don't get me wrong, I REALLY enjoy being supremely lazy and staying home while my husband is out working. But I'm fucking bored. The one truly awesome friend I made here is moving in like a month, and I'm super bummed. My other awesome friend is knocked up and newly married and in a nutshell, no longer fun.
I want to start a cooking blog because my food is the fucking shit, but I'm too lazy for that. It would involve taking pictures, downloading them to the comp, uploading them to a blog and then coming up with some snarky commentary. Yeah. Too lazy.
I want to learn how to sew, knit and crochet. But I have no sewing machine. I have no yarn. I have no hook and needle. I have no motivation.
I want to be a better housekeeper, but I'm not and I think it's just time to call a spade a spade. I fail at cleaning.
Thursday, October 13, 2011
The lazy Hooker.
Drunkenly written by Bimbo Baggins at 10:30 AM
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2 other skanks said...:
Well, you rock at being lazy! Can I join you?
dude. i was literally JUST thinking about you not blogging and feeling sad about it and here you are! yay! now blog again some more!
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