Well, another life is about to end. That of Ghost's best friend T. You see, he's put a deposit on a ring for his special lady. I'm sure this statement sounds odd coming from a happily married person. But this affects me too, you know! And, since it's all about me, I'm upset.
You see, T is my sex buddy. When he comes to visit, I get to have lots of sex with him. And it's good sex. So I'm losing sex all because of his selfish decision to get married. My only hope is that she says no. Or that he gets drunk and forgets that he's not supposed to have sex with other people. Here's for hoping.
Yes, I have sex with people other than my husband. It's not like he doesn't know...he's right there too, having sex also. See? I'm still a whore! All is not lost in Hooker-ville! So, apparently Ghost's OTHER friend E needs to get his sexy ass out here to visit because I refuse to loose out on having sex with other hot guys!
Friday, January 7, 2011
Another one bites the dust
Drunkenly written by Bimbo Baggins at 8:08 AM
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13 other skanks said...:
It also seemsthat you refuse to spell 'lose' correctly. Whore
It also seems that you don't know how to use a space bar, bitch.
Yes, well, yep.
Stupid phone.
how did i not know you guys wre swingers? or whatever the hell it is called nowadays (lol.)
PERVERTS.
I would NEVER....Oh wait, nevermind.
Love ya!!
Open - that's a good question. I thought it was common knowledge..
Misty - you shut your dirty whore mouth!
I take it the special lady isn't into sharing, then.
Well, the 2 of them haven't even had sex. She is waiting for marriage. So he says he has to save himself for her. But then he was dirty texting with me last night, lol, so who knows!
You are such a slut. Damn. LOL.
I don't remember you complaining last time you were here and I was humping him..
I never knew this, either! WTF?! HUGELY jealous that your husband is cool with this.
Yeah, Kel, I'm all sortsa awesome.
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