There is a billboard on the side of the freeway that I see every morning on my drive to work. It's actually only been up for about 3 weeks and every time I drive by it, I giggle a little and then think, who does that?
It says, "DO YOU LEAK URINE?" and there's a picture of a spigot. Really? Who the fuck leaks urine?
I mean sure, if you tickle me too much, or I sneeze too hard or run with a full bladder, I'll piss myself a little. Most women who have gone through child birth do. But I certainly wouldn't consider myself someone who leaks urine. I mean, that's a fucking horse of a different color right there.
It got me to thinking...how much of the population does in fact, leak urine?? There's obviously some market for it, or this company wouldn't put up a huge billboard about treatment for it. Also, companies like Depends would probably be out of business. But really? I think Depends are more for old people than they are for people with leaking urine.
Do you piss yourself? Do you have a bladder that could hold 16 pounds of pee? Tell me about your weak or iron clad bladder?
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Do you leak urine?
Drunkenly written by Bimbo Baggins at 9:10 AM
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29 other skanks said...:
Oh my. Didn't you have a problem with gushing urine when you were masturbating?
ummm... when I first saw your title I totally thought you were going to make fun of me and my preggie bladder, but thankfully you covered me under "completely normal".
Usually, I've got camel bladder. And keagals aren't helping!
Ghost, holy shit muffin balls, you're right! Fuck! Again though, I think that falls under the category of "I gave birth".
Rachie, LOL, kegels aren't going to help you after either.
I have a bladder of steel. Sometimes I forget to pee for hours. It's not healthy, I know! Unless I am drinking beer, and then I have to pee like every five minutes.
I piss alot, cause i drink alot of water and beer, but i do not leak!
As for masturbation pee - I once had my husband's cock go up into my bladder and make me piss, but that wasn't like a faucet either, it was like "holy shit you just fucked my bladder!"
Oy Oy Oy.... I love you... and I believe I shall adopt... That option looks better and better as each moment passes.... xxox
Kar, I have a bladder of steel usually too. Honestly. It's only when I get tickled, sneeze, masturbate or run that I have a problem with pissing myself.
Donna, precisely my love.
Rach, I like you more and more everyday.
Mal, I love you too sugar tits!
I do not leak. I have been known to sneeze and tinkle a bit. Watch out for the cough/sneeze combo though.
Pee
Mals, you can adopt me, I'm pretty low maintenance.
Pee, your name says it all. And yeah, those cough/sneeze combos are a real mother fucker.
GoK, you are NOT low maintenance.
DPH, I still believe I can be potty trained.
Gok.... I will leave the adopting to DPH, she has dibs anyhow considering she is marrying you... Committing yourself to one penis? What IS this fuckery?? LOL
Mal, after all the cock's I've had in me, I think it's time I pick a favorite.
I'm like the dick slayer.
Oooh, if you're the Dickslayer, call me Pussy Crusher.
Whore, that's the sweetest thing anyone has ever said about me. I love you.
That your cock is my favorite? You're welcome. I love you too!
And I like, "funbox flattener" better.
Romantic moment brought to you by the Malskinator....
What? I want a nickname too bitches...
I like to time my pee. My record is like 155 seconds! So no leakage here!
Mal, you're the "masturbating Malskeys"
Day, I'm so proud of you.
Nurse Lisa here: There are different kinds of urinary incontinence (that's what it's called)and there are losts of causes. There is stress incontinence, i.e. leaking when you sneeze or laugh. Usually women have this problem from weakened muscles related to childbirth. There is urge incontinence, which you get a sudden urge and then can't hold it. It can be caused by a UTI or nerve damage/disorder. Functional incontinence is when you can't get to the bathroom in time to go and you are incontinent. Like if your old, weak or have a physical impairment that stops you from getting to the toilet fast enough. Men with prostate problems have trouble emptying their bladder and have a problem of dribbling. It's not a basketball problem.
FYI: we're all going to end up in diapers. It's the circle of life. And holding it for a long time is actually bad for your bladder in the long run. it leads to urinary incontinence down the road.
Wow, Nurse Lisa took away my skanky commenting train of thought.
All I was going to say was that I do not dangle, nor leak pee because I did not give birth thru the vag.
Instead? I have a FUPA. It's temporary. Until we have enough money for that MommaKiss remodel.
Lisa, thank you for clearing all of this up for us.Yes, we will all end up in diapers, it sucks. Well gotta go and change my dad's , now that I think of it.
Pee
"Funbox Flattener"?
Gold.
NJ, thanks. I was somewhat proud of it. Also? huge fan of "pussy punisher"
I leak urine.
Oh, I guest posted at AYSR today. Dig in.
Well I shared the "mack daddy make ya Jump! (PEE) Jump! (PEE)"
But, yeah I used to hold it all the time when I was younger playing Mario Bros. My Mom used to tell me not too and I shoulda listened. Now when it's time to go, it's time to go bitches. I used to like having sex when I had to pee now I'm scared. The end.
Oh please, I even have a roll of toilet paper in the barn just in case I need to add to the peefest in there. OK - Actually I go around the corner and do it outside of the barn. Nevermind.
Oh, and that 'masturbation pee' post you did? I wasn't going to mention it, but...
Sometimes I can hold it like a dam and sometimes I'm in the pisser every 5 minutes. I drink a 100 oz Diet Pepsi at work every day, and get both sides of it. Not much beats a good strong piss. Or shit. Or fuck, for that matter. Except a good pizza.
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